
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
macbook pro?? no no i use a macbook bro. *chest bumps everyone in the room*
peacocks look like they speak french